Saturday, February 18, 2012

MadameWario RPG - Chapter 2

     “I am taking this fool to my castle, where the real party is!” Peach’s voice shook idiotically. “And if you all are smart, you will come to my party too. After all, I am the real superstar!” Peach let out an annoying giggle. “There, I can be sure that this villain is not out and about among the decent people of the Mushroom Kingdom. He deserves to be put away, and I deserve to be celebrated!”
      Talk about Nintendo logic… Not only was Peach’s reasoning stupid and contradictory, but she was actually making herself into a villain by holding Wario hostage. That and the fact that she had not even realized that she had just invited a whole bunch of villains to her party by giving that idiotic speech just made her look even worse.
     “You will be safe there, don’t worry. Mario and Luigi have both agreed to guard Wario’s jail cell so that he cannot cause harm to any of the true heroes in attendance.” Peach smiled and waited for a reaction, although she didn’t get one. She spoke again, “And remember, I’m the best! See you at the party!” She stumbled up to the top of the pipe, the entire crowd before her dumbfounded. “And just so you know,” she gazed right into MadameWario’s eyes, “you are not invited.” Then, the pipe sucked her down.
     Peach enjoyed messing with Wario whenever they competed to become superstars in Mario Party, and picked on him endlessly. MadameWario certainly noticed this and highly disapproved of Peach’s actions towards her beloved, but that did not stop Peach from continuing to be a ruthless player. If only she could see the villain she was herself! That was it! Madame was going to go to Mushroom Kingdom, crash Peach’s fake party, and rescue Wario herself. Those two crush-struck brother’s couldn’t be that difficult to beat. Once Madame was successful in rescuing her beloved, she was going to confront Peach once and for all.
     Just then, as somewhat frantic chatter began to arise, another guest burst through the door, only this time it was more predictable who the character might be. He wasn’t invited, but then again, he wasn’t necessarily uninvited either. Bowser stood proud, a pair of sunglasses over his eyes. “Where’s that princess?” He shouted.
     “She just crashed my anniversary party, and she took my beloved Wario with her.” Madame fumed.
     “WHAT?!” Bowser shrieked! “No! I am the party crasher! Not Peach! What was she thinking?!”
     “She wasn’t thinking,” Rosalina chimed in. “She made a particularly monotonous speech, and then she left through a pipe with those two brothers.”
     “TWO BROTHERS?!” Bowser shrieked again, clearly shocked. “No…” he whimpered. “This was my big day! Never have I ever missed the opportunity to crash one of Peach’s parties, and here she goes crashing one herself. It’s just not fair! I came here specifically to kidnap Peach. I went to her castle about an hour ago, and she wasn’t there. Then, when that mushroom-headed idiot guard of hers shivered in fear and told me where she had gone, I came here instead, still fully expecting to kidnap her,” Bowser explained.
     “You can still kidnap her,” Rosalina added.
     “Where is she?” Bowser asked as his eyes swirled, boggling.
     “Back at her castle. That’s where the pipe she came in lead to. She told us herself.”
     “NO!” Bowser said. “Anywhere but back at the castle!”
     “Don’t worry.” MadameWario said confidently. “I am going to the castle. I am going to rescue Wario, whip those brother’s in the butt, and then give Peach what for!”
     “But you can’t…” Bowser said timidly.
     “What do you mean, I can’t?!” Madame snapped.
     “Well…” Bowser began fumbling with his claws. “On my way to your estate,” he began, “I sort of destroyed the main path to Mushroom Kingdom…”
     “YOU DID WHAT?!” Madame was furious. How could Bowser go all of these years fighting against Mario, and still be an idiot?
     “I didn’t know she would return to the castle! I thought my plan would work… I thought she’d be here for me to kidnap…” Bowser hung his head in shame.
     “I’ll fly there,” a deep and very sophisticated voice chimed in from the back of the crowd. “That man who is now being held hostage owes me a mink.”
     It was Lord Sesshomaru.
     “You can’t just fly there,” Hermione jumped in and protested. “The Mushroom Kingdom has very specific paths you have to follow in order to get there. If you cheat and go a way that is too simple, you’ll end up playing another game entirely and you’ll never reach your destination.”
     Hermione had a legitimate point. She waltzed up to Madame, turning towards her and looking her straight in the eye. “I’ll go with you on your journey,” she said. “After all, it’d be foolish for you to go alone.”
     “I’ll go too, and so will Luma,” Rosalina confirmed. Her Luma squeaked as it twirled in the air in excitement. “I know a path that will lead us to Mushroom Kingdom. It’s called star path, and there are six levels that lead up to our destination and six stars that will need a good talking to in order to let us pass through. I’m sure I can help you reason with them though, and Luma most definitely can too.”
     “I know the same path,” Hermione added, “but it’s tricky. There’s a star for every element. There is a fire star, a spooky star, a water star, a sky star, a forest star, and a dark star. The dark star guards a pipe that leads straight to Mushroom Kingdom, but he is not the most generous about letting people pass.” Hermione let out a breath. “Don’t worry, it’ll be an adventure!”
     “Wario has told me about some of these star locations.” Madame smiled to her friend, but then her smile quickly faded as she thought for a moment. “But just from the one’s he has told me about… How are we going to get past all the fire and lava of Hot Star Haven? How are we going to communicate properly with the ghosts of Spooky Star Valley? My powers don’t work against ghosts…”
     “If you need someone to cool the heat, I loooove making things freeze!” Snow Miser flamboyantly shouted from the bar. He had apparently decided to make himself another drink despite all the fuss.
     “So you’ll go?” Madame asked, hoping Snow Miser would agree.
     “Of course, my dear,” said Snow Miser. “How else would I get to dance with you?”
     Madame blushed.
     “Ahem,” Jack Skellington strode to the front of the room, “I am the king of Halloween and love a good scare. I could communicate with those ghosts of Spooky Star Valley. Heck, I could govern them! I’ll go too.”
     Madame was ecstatic. “That’s so fierce!” She called for Gooba and headed for the door, her team behind her. “Let’s werrrk it, pimps!”
     “What about me?” Bowser asked, still frazzled from earlier.
     “Well,” Madame began, “You said yourself that you love crashing a party. Is this not a party we’ve got going here?”
     Bowser’s eyes began to boggle again. “It is! Don’t worry, Madame! I’ll watch your party for you! Just promise you’ll bring me back that princess once you’re through with her.”
     Madame laughed, “I promise.”
     And with that, Madame jumped on Gooba’s back followed by Hermione, Rosalina, Jack, and Snow Miser. Puss in Boots jumped and sat in front of Madame. “Are you coming too?” she asked him, surprised.
     “Well you see,” Puss in Boots cleared his throat, “I have been schmoozing milady all day,” he said, eyeing Gooba. “I can’t leave her now in her time of need.”
     Madame rolled her eyes. “All right, welcome to the team,” she said. Madame was well aware of Puss in Boots’ talent for schmoozing people anyway. He could serve the team well.
     As Gooba strode through the Wario estate’s front door, Madame’s team on her back, Madame noticed Sesshomaru following behind them. He did not agree to be on the team, but from the looks of things, he was not going to ask or volunteer either way.
     Madame glanced towards him thoughtfully. “Thank you, Sesshomaru,” she said. He simply looked at her and then fixed his gaze straight ahead as he walked beside Gooba.
(Stay tuned til Chapter 3! Thanks again for continuing the journey with my fan fiction! Let me know what you think, and thank you for the feedback so far! You pimps rock! -MW)


  1. Awesome, can't wait for the spooky star! :D

  2. Great! Can't wait until the next Chapter!

  3. i love this thing it's like reading a book your a realy awesome writer!! BTW i hope bowser eats peach XD

  4. Another brilliant chapter! Excellent work, Madame! =D This chapter was so absorbing,I didn't want it to end. I can't wait until chapter 3! I want to see how they're going to talk their way past those elemental stars.

  5. the frech pirnce of mk(mushroom kingdoom) here. madame do you have ssbb?

  6. Awesome! Great job madame.I love your imagination,you are twice as hilarious as usual when it comes to mixing all these differant fantasy worlds into your own point of view.and a friend of mine agree's that you are the best person on the internet.can't for chapter 3.
    Your possible # 1 fan :)

  7. Oh, Madame! I love it! Keep up the good work!